Lost Painting near UCSB Art Department Basement, Santa Barbara, California, United States

Lost oil on canvas vulva cross artwork, 3 vulvas tall by 2 wide, featuring brown and earth-toned panels depicting vulvas. A reward is offered. Last seen in the UCSB Art Department basement on a table in front of the elevator at coordinates 34°24'43.82"N, 119°50'56.56"W.